Phonkbeta 

A middle aged man who wears a mullet listening to 80's music and cruises highschools in his camaro to pick up girls. probably a ginger.

Hey did you see that Phonkbeta checking out the girls volleyball team?

Phonkbeta by Zbaek August 28, 2009

Phonetard 

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

Phonetard by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

Phonetarted 

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

Phonetarted by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Phonetarded 

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

Phonetarded by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019

phonetard 

Noun: A person behaving abnormally, usually delayed or causing delay, due to cell phone use.

Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.

We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.

Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)

phonetard by geekboysteves January 24, 2010

phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.

We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.

phonetagious by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

Phonetard 

Someone that has their phone in their face every waking hour of the day letting it control their lives to the point of being annoying to others.

My wife is a phonetard

Phonetard by bgbbhhh September 28, 2022