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Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.
Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!
by DEZPMS December 10, 2009
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