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on the back of lay's potato chips bags there were "ploids" that you could cut out, and you could mail in ploids to get prizes, only if you saved like 100000000000+ though
"i begged my moms to get a costco pack of dorito fun sized bags cuz im saving up ploids to get a walkman"

travis: "woah where'd ya get the bike?"
trey "i sent in my ploids"
ploids by machawesometron5000 December 15, 2010
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Phlodeling 

The art of phlegm yodeling - the exaggerated practice of clearing one's throat for extended periods. Usually done while either fighting a cold or while suffering from a hangover after drunkenly yelling all night.
Scott was up until 03:45 AM with his friends yelling and carrying on - he could then be heard phlodeling for 35 mins in the shower, and continued to do so all the way through breakfast and on his way out the door. That's fuckin Scott for ya.
Ouch! I think my ploid might be causing my testicular torsion.
Ploid by johntypebeat March 30, 2021

Phoidance 

Avoiding interactions with people by looking at one's phone.
It can be hard to determine, but is obvious if one looks at their phone as they see someone approaching.
Variations of this include talking on the phone or having earbuds in to discourage people from interacting.
"I was walking back from library and this girl pulls out here phone as soon as she sees me, then puts it away and looks up when I walked by." "Classic phoidance."
Phoidance by Great-will January 12, 2018
1) When your really close with someone

2)all your hopes and dreams
Fielding sees his friend Saige and says, “what’s up Plidge”.
Saige sees a commercial of someone living their best life and thinks, “that’s my phlidge”.
phlidge by Christian Southworth October 15, 2021
Derives from the word diploid, calling someone "stupid" or "thick" as in they don't understand what is happening. If you call someone a Ploidy it has the same meaning, but in a friendlier way. It is nicer term to call someone a bit stupid, usually used between friends.
Wow, Mark you're such a Ploidy!
ploidy by Ploidy October 5, 2017