Phlebotomist 

The medical professional who steals the blood from your veins. (Aka, a real-life vampire)

That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)

Phlebotomist by Adieu February 27, 2011

Phlebotomise

The smart-arse way of saying "to draw blood"

Doctor: We need to phlebotomise you.

Patient: That doesn't sound good.

Doctor: No, it's fine. We just need to draw some blood.

Patient: Then just say it that way, you dick.

Phlebotomise by Marty17 November 22, 2011

phlebotomizer 

Person who performs phlebotomy

Hello, I am here to draw your blood which makes me your phlebotomizer.

phlebotomizer by Graggleton January 26, 2023