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Philster is a woman who loves to stare deeply into the stars and roll in the mud with someone else’s significant other. She is very fond of Pringles especially in intimate locations mixed with grass and loves when they are thrown deeply into her bra but will ask you to fetch them for her. Another hobby of hers is to munch on burritos while simultaneously satisfying her Jack fetish that she has had from a young age by placing pebbles in his drink. Her brother is an 8/10 but her dad is better, according to her own tastes. She is famed for her involvement in the ‘Hand or Head’ scandal in 2018 in which she shifted the hole off of Wheelo and then made him cry. She is known for finding her academic rivals attractive, according to her comment on a tiktok post.
Kiss me I’m a philsta
Philsta by Lilzer May 6, 2021
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philtatos by pachilles October 29, 2019
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A national holiday when some of the nation's rowdiest gentlemen (Phi Delta Theta) rage face with their respected chapters.
Person A: "Hey are you going to the TKE apartment party tonight?"

Person B: "HELL NO! I'm raging at Phiesta tonight."

Person A:"Don't you have a test in the morning?"

Person B:"Fuck it!"
Phiesta by SouthernTide February 17, 2013

Philslamic 

Person who has devoted his life to Phil and his many teachings.
I have converted to the Philslamic beliefs.
Philslamic by Man of Hate February 21, 2003

Philotation 

1 The act of putting philosophical truth in question form; to give understanding; 2 another form of notation Ex. scientific, engineering,
Philotation really upped my game.
Philotation by BecameOne August 17, 2017

Philistain 

A piece of shit man who lies, and breaks multiple women's hearts and should get burnt at the stake.
Man, Travis sure is a HUGE Philistain.

Philtarded 

A mentally deficient individual

The epitome of any half-baked fool

Batman is philtarded.
Philtarded by thei3ot April 13, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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