Philoose 

Combining the words philosophy and papoose to get Philoose. Used as an adjective to describe a moment or time in one's life when something is beyond fathoming or too unexplainable/incredible or amazing that he/she is speechless. Often said in special moments when you cannot comprehend to think about what saw/seeing or heard/felt.

"Man this song is philoose.."
"I can't believe how philoose this is, it was here one moment, now it's gone !"
"Something is really philoose'd in this house."

Philoose by Dustin Learkmay May 6, 2009

philoselene 

(n.) a person who loves the moon

“im a philoselene, the moon knows all my secrets”

philoselene by bellaaleeh August 31, 2019

Philmosexual

To have the same sexual preference as Phil. See homosexual.

Phil says he's straight, but he's clearly a Philmosexual.

Philmosexual by Not Johnny Rocketfingers May 11, 2004

Philoserism 

Philoserism is a no class statement made usually by some trailer park trash who worships Robert Downey Jr.'s role as a dick sucker for his drug addiction in the movie, 'Less Than Zero.' The statements made have no value, purpose, depth, morals, and are as shallow as the trailer mouse who blurped it out. Philoserisms come from people who are as tall as Joe Dirt with a womens shoe size IQ to boot. If the philoser has any life goals, it probably invovles your wife.

Trailer Mater Philoserism:'I boned your wife!'

Trailer Dater Philoserism:'No u didn't! I boned your wife!'

Trailer Pater Philoserism:'Well, did either of the wifes turn around to see who had the boner?!?

Philoserism by tmntblankets April 9, 2010

Philoosophy 

Philosophical thoughts that come to your head when you're in the loo.

Morning philoosophy always wakes up the drowsy brain.

Philoosophy by saadman1 December 18, 2012

Philosexual 

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.

"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"

Philosexual by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020

philosexual 

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

philosexual by Interns! July 22, 2015