Philanthrapist 

An incredibly good looking man or woman who rapes a more unfortunate looking person as an act of good will.

Brad Pitt raped my cousin days after her horrific wheat thresher accident. He wasn't even phased by her Downs Syndrome! That man is a true philanthrapist.

Philanthrapist by jonassteele October 23, 2012

facebook philanthropist 

someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!

Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.

facebook philanthropist by Joolin February 11, 2008

Sexual Philanthropist 

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.

Alcohol makes me quite the sexual philanthropist.

Sexual Philanthropist by Pseudo-Serendipity October 31, 2013

American philanthropist

An individual or organisation which invests in social responsibility initiatives for the dominant purpose of being able to tell others about their glorious selfless generosity, and hence increase their standing in the community.

"Dude the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls is such a blatant American Philanthropist undertaking"

"I heard that place was a concentration camp that abused young girls. In any case, the Goldman Sachs Small Business Fund is American Philanthropy in it's most purest form"
"Word"

American philanthropist by Digital Demon June 15, 2011

misanthropic philanthropist 

a person who likes helping those in need but hate socializing, dealing with Society and most people in general.

He's a misanthropic philanthropist, watch he'll give out all the money and later complain about how can't stand people and how stupidity they spend the money he gave them.

misanthropic philanthropist by Yaunti December 16, 2018

Fake Philanthropist 

A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.

That kid Kyle is such a "fake philanthropist."

Fake Philanthropist by vodsn March 5, 2022

phalanthropist 

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

phalanthropist by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013