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facebook philanthropist 

someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!
Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.
facebook philanthropist by Joolin February 11, 2008

Sexual Philanthropist 

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.

Philandropist 

A person who donates charitably towards the physical enhancement or psychological healing of those they seek or receive sexual relations with.
Jacob is a philandropist because he pays for breast augmentation for women with whom he only has casual sex with.
Philandropist by jeremyrainman December 29, 2022

American philanthropist

An individual or organisation which invests in social responsibility initiatives for the dominant purpose of being able to tell others about their glorious selfless generosity, and hence increase their standing in the community.
"Dude the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls is such a blatant American Philanthropist undertaking"

"I heard that place was a concentration camp that abused young girls. In any case, the Goldman Sachs Small Business Fund is American Philanthropy in it's most purest form"
"Word"

misanthropic philanthropist 

a person who likes helping those in need but hate socializing, dealing with Society and most people in general.
He's a misanthropic philanthropist, watch he'll give out all the money and later complain about how can't stand people and how stupidity they spend the money he gave them.

Fake Philanthropist 

A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.
Fake Philanthropist by vodsn March 5, 2022