Phil Jones

The new Duncan Edwards and focus of recent tweet to find a better defender in world football.

The colossal of a centre-back is currently plying very little trade at Manchester United.

Has also been referred to by nickname Phil "Calamity" Jones due to high-profile costly errors.

Phil Jones is world-famous for gurning expressions during tight passages of play.

"Name a better defender than Phil Jones."

Phil Jones starting today! Oh christ!

by Benny XI August 12, 2020

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Phil Jones is Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Phil Jones

by Leentey Gang Gang September 8, 2020

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To have an amazing face

Phil jones has an awsome face

by Pdiofifposjd June 9, 2019

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A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.

Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*

by Lord of the sun February 17, 2019