Phetterplace

Showing characteristics of playful eccentricity. A boxer-loving jester. A Phetterplace will make you laugh until you cry and shower you with love but don't ask them to clean the house or pay bills on time because scissors will fly!

noun. Look at that woman rolling on the ground licking your dog; shes such a phetterplace!
verb. You'd better stop whining about money and quit phetterplacing around!