Phenomenologist

typically, one person who's ability, talent or mastery at one or more creative/skilled activities places them far and above the normal level. most often this creative skill is matched with a personality that shines brightly, but is always humble, kind and quick to give a lesson to the like minded.

i heard jimmy on the drums for the first time and WOW! his chops are so tight and the grooves were slammin'. i could not believe my ears. i asked him how he got so good, sadly he did not have too much time right then, but he invited me to the next band practice for a free quick lesson. what a PHENOMENOLOGIST he is now.

Phenomenologist by thetommy December 10, 2008

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phenomenological

a better version of "phenomenal"

wow dude, that's phenomenological!

phenomenological by ifuckrats737 May 25, 2022

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Phenomenological

A made up word for Doctorate students to write easy papers on

For my PHD, I am doing a study on the phenomenological instances of the ignorance of people from Texas

Phenomenological by Vasel October 22, 2009

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phenomenologistics

A metaphenomenon in which language changes from following the rules of morphemy (aggregate intangibility (divergent inflation (mechanistic conflation))) to following the rules of metonymy (convergent inflation (structural convergence)).

Ie. Language changes from following the rules of intangible (conflationary) materialism to following the rules of "spatialism" or reduced contiguous (enclosed) vector-spaces.

Associated with Google's Panda update which reductivized ad monetization from vector spaces between textual hyperlinks to vector spaces between individual words in a webpage.

Phenomenologistics is the successor to grammatology.

phenomenologistics by tomorrowtomorrow November 9, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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