Pharton

Smallest possible unit of gas that can overcome sphinter pressure to escape in one fart.

Why is everyone leaving the room it was only a pharton?

Pharton by Tim Cartledge June 15, 2010

phartom 

An unknown entity that excretes odorous gasses on unsuspecting victims. Persons that claim to have had encounters with phartoms claim to notice a temperature change, their neck hairs rise or a breeze blowing.

i don't know where that bad smell came from- must be a phartom in da house.

phartom by spiderdan July 18, 2005

Pharkonic 

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

Pharkonic by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011

Phaytonic 

When you bring something into your reality that you wanted. Beyond coincidental, driven by fate, universally inspired. When something happens that was meant to happen.

Wow I was thinking of my ex-girlfriend this morning and walked into the grocery store and there she was. Dude it was phaytonic!

Phaytonic by ElliottInSpace April 13, 2010

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

parton's chowder by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

John James Parton 

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

John James Parton by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

Partoned 

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

Partoned by Ytuoms June 30, 2018