The Phantom Dumptaker is an elusive being that leaves its dump in the bathroom stall without flushing. The Phantom Dumptaker may leave his/her mark on public or private toilets with little or no consequence. Unfortunately funding for the war against the Phantom Dumptaker's terror is being used for the war on regular, non-Dumptaking terror.
Gerald: *Opens Stall* AVAST! I have fallen victim to the Phantom Dumptaker's Phantom Dumptakery!
Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!