An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.
Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!
by Fjdkfjdjd April 30, 2012
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A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.
"There is a problem with the left Phalange"
by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019
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Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.
"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"
by youbrokemytaco March 6, 2008
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The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece
Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls
by Senator Palpatations April 9, 2018
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Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.
by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! November 30, 2012
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A phalange is something that is in or on the outside of a plane, the left one is more commonly wrong or broken, as phoebe buffay says. Anyway, the point is, if your friends calls you and tells you to get off of a plane because there is something wrong with the left OR right phalange, then Id suggest that you'd listen to them. It could save your relationship. This word can also be used as Dr. Phalange, or Regina Phalange. Regina Phalange is typically a business women in town on business. This word means NOTHING other than these examples! :)THIS IS A FRIENDS TV SHOW THING, IF YOU DONT GET IT, MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!
Phoebe - "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!!!!!!"
Phoebe - "Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Phoebe - "Hello, Im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE!"
by nightcrawlies May 5, 2020
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They're technically your finger bones. Also mentioned in friends, as phoebe calls herself Regina Phalange and claims to rachel there is something wrong with her plane to paris's left phalange.

Also, an awesome handshake in which you and another person put your hands out, wiggle them, and say "phalanges"! it's something much cooler than a high five, but given for the same reasons.
"Do you have DSL?"
"No you perve, i have FiOS"
*laughs*
"Now gimme some phalange"

*awkward silence*
"PHALANGES!" =)
by phalangeloverx April 6, 2009
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