Phail Stamp 

A an award given to one who has failed horribly.

Tracy has a record breaking 14 phail stamps due to failing so well.

Phail Stamp by ClanNova October 6, 2008

Phail Stamp 

a stamp given to idiots who fail on something simple, by having to look up this word you may have earned yourself one

Damn dude locked my keys in my car
*Hands Phail Stamp*

Phail Stamp by Poppe_X October 4, 2008

Phil Sampson 

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.

"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."

Phil Sampson by someone really tight April 19, 2005