Phagurt Share definition Flag A Phagurt is a person, usually male, who dresses somewhat Gay-like but claims to be straight. My friend Jorge dressed very gay and fruity, I know he is straight but I'm sure he is a phagurt. Phagurt by BurnedRose May 31, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Phagurt mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch