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A bitch who doesn't care about anyone but themselves, and likes to start drama. A very lonely person that lays in bed in the dark all day and eat. Usually overweight,
Ugly and very rude.
Person 1: "Man that girl is such a Peyton."
Person 2: "Yeah I know, she's such a bitch."
by 🚽 June 07, 2014
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Any girl who gets drunk at a party and give a blow job to a random guy
Guy 1: "Hey bro that chicks hot."
Guy 2: "Dude, shes a Peyton, lay off that."
Guy 1: "Thanks good call man."
by skyejonesdick July 10, 2011
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a lazy guy with no game that tends to be a giant cockblock when all he wants to do is cuddle anyway and lie about the outcome
Man, I was about to take this girl upstairs last night, had John not been such a peyton and ruined it.
by Vicious Vick June 17, 2009
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peyton pa - tun

1 v. To overachieve in meaningless circumstances while underachieving in matters of importance.

2 adj. To look utterly confused in defeat as if one were asked to divide some huge number by pi

3 n. One who generates vulgar amounts of income and still uses a discount barber.
1. Ted nailed his presentation to his peers but peytoned in front of the investors.

2. The peytoned look on his face revealed his anguish.

3. In the manner of a frugal peyton, he emerged from his Ferrari and casually sauntered into Specialcuts for a ten dollar clip.
by Glad I'm not a Colts fan January 19, 2006
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The tennis player usually referred to as Big Dog. Apparently he rapes people in a frightening way...but only when Tracy giggles.
"Tracy's giggling, get over here Peyton"
by Stillmanxxx October 14, 2008
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a hick-town south of colorado springs.
I once knew a man from Peyton. He owned a cow.
by kaptainkate August 16, 2008
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an incredible BITCH.
that girl's so mean. she's definitely a Peyton.
by i am NINJA January 02, 2010
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