Pexton 

An Ominous Death Eater like figure, often seen in shadowed areas in a large black hooded cape. They leave destruction in their wake and like to threaten people using the postal service.

1. "Watch out bro! Pretty sure there is a pexton behind that tree!"
2. "Oh No, Pexton just put it in the post, im dooooomed!"

Pexton by Steve Stevenson 78 June 4, 2011

peyton place 

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.

"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."

peyton place by mattcci December 10, 2013

John Paxton 

Badass U.S. Air Force Pararescueman. Fictional Pararescue Jumper (PJ) that is the main character in the action/adventure thriller series written by Robert Capko. Trained to kill and save lives.

He went all "John Paxton" on his ass.

John Paxton by whitewater rafter February 14, 2012

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

Literally the biggest forehead in the world.

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Manning's Forehead by Swaggy J October 20, 2014

Peyton Lauseng 

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7

Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space

Peyton Lauseng by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020

Julia Penton 

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!

*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”

Julia Penton by mureahbutmyfriendscallmelame May 20, 2018

Peyton Manthing 

Pork sword.

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"

Peyton Manthing by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011