John Petrucci 

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.

John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

John Petrucci by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008

Petruska 

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).

After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.

Petruska by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015

Annoying like a Petru 

Someone who's Annoying like a Petru, is someone whos kills you when your AFK, kills you when healing even though the fight is over. And then complains when they're losing.

John killed me while I was AFK grinding. He's annoying like a Petru

Annoying like a Petru by Mystery Face August 24, 2021

Petruccism 

A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.

I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.

Petruccism by Petruccist October 25, 2005

persuader 

my badass 12 guage Mossberg shotgun. its all black with pistol grips.called by some a redneck machine gun.

i broke out my persuader on that fuckin' thief!

persuader by da trick biatch November 29, 2005

John Petrucci 

other acceptable names include; "the overlord", "God" "the almighty", "his exelence" and "johnny P."

Currently the only man/beast, that can play 68 hours a day without stopping. Feeds on small mammals and human body parts. does not have anyy reproductive organs, he merely reproduces using osmosis. Leyend tell he once impregnated 659 women miles away from him simply by yawning.

he is better than malmsteen or whatever the fuck his name is...

wow... john petrucci is soooooo fast and so.... (explosion, about 20 thousand people died including the guy who shared his thoughts)

John Petrucci by brayan gomez October 19, 2008

Petrucci 

Petrucci is the name of the guitarist of Dream Theatre, one of the fastest guitar players today. His solo tracks, whit or without the group, kick ass!

Petrucci has made one of the fastest solo on concert! Realy good shit!

Petrucci by avradjag February 15, 2006