Persian Rugburn 

The resultant chaffed skin after rigorous, unshaven, scissoring between two or more ladies.

Velma: Did you get any chaffing after our scissor-fest last night?
Daphne: Oh, you must mean that Persian Rugburn I gave you!

Persian Rugburn by ODINITE June 26, 2012

Persian Rugs 

Modern Cockney Slang for Drugs

...are you getting any persian rugs in tonight?!

Persian Rugs by Fordy August 21, 2006

Persian Rugs 

THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD AND ALL FOUR GIRLS ARE WELL FIT

Q, Did you see the Persian Rugs last night??

A, Yes they are well fit and they are the best band in the world

Persian Rugs by A FAN OF THE PERSIAN RUGS October 14, 2011

Persian rug doctor 

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

Persian rug doctor by theben86 December 3, 2014

persian rug

hairy Persian pussay

When Venus stopped shaving in the middle of our relationship, she started growing a classic Tehrani persian rug.

persian rug by danthemaninamysbehind March 24, 2009

Persian Rug

To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.

Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug

Persian Rug by nidoking October 16, 2014

Persian rug

A man of usually Persian descent who has excessive body hair, especially on the back, almost imitative of a Persian rug. Also known as a "magic carpet" and less commonly called an "Iranian rug."

That Persian rug is better left with a shirt on his back.

Persian rug by pr. December 13, 2007