Mark: Yo dude Evan's teacher told Evan he can go to her house and gave him a handjob yesterday, and he still hasn't come home and his parents are bloody worried.
Miguel: Oh it is a pedobitch moment!
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!