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1.
The inability to move as a result of a pet having made a comfortable spot on or against one's body.

Also sometimes colloquially called "pet-lock", from the stoner's term, "couch-lock".
I need to pee so bad right now, but I have petralysis: my cat has been sleeping on my lap for hours.
by Tesla Bumper Car January 29, 2011