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petoskey brain 

Used to describe an individual that is so mentally handicapped that their brain matter has regressed to that of what resembles a "Petoskey Stone".

With a completely flat and smooth brain (also diagnosed as SBS (Smooth Brain Syndrome), the individual is left only with enough intelligence for basic communication and survival. A Petoskey Brained individual will assume they're much more intelligent than they are and cause stress for those that are around or work with said individual. With no capacity to tell right from wrong or even solve basic problems, their assumptions become their reality, making them some of the most annoying people to exist in the universe.

There is no cure for a Petoskey Brain once diagnosed and any effected individuals are best left isolated in a secure room that the diseased thoughts cant spread or in some cases burying the individuals resolves the situation. Though potentially increasing the likelyhood of what is known as a Petoskey Zombie emerging at the next full moon.
Thurman: Hey, did you hear Ryan still can't even spell his own name correctly?
Merman: Yeah he's had a Petoskey Brain for awhile now.
Thurman: Really? I didn't know he had SBS
Merman: Yeah, smooth brained as they come. Be careful cause he's been known to drool on people.
petoskey brain by Dr. Big Brain August 16, 2019

Petoskey High School 

A high school in Michigan where hoes run free and the people with actual personalities go unnoticed.
(at Petoskey High School)
Student 1: “Bro, look at how pretty that girl is!”
Student 2: “Nah bro, don’t go after her! She’s got a personality!”
Petoskey High School by KAZ-2Y5 September 29, 2019

Petoskey 

When you are in a wrestling match and you stick your thumb in the ass of your opponent. Used back in the mid-1990's by wrestlers from Petoskey, Michigan.
Yo man, my ass is sore from the meet yesterday. That guy gave out mean Petoskey's.
Petoskey by Gatman50 May 30, 2006

petrosky 

A Leader. Humble, yet confident. A go-to person in any dire situation.
What we need right now is a petrosky.
petrosky by D3uc3s February 14, 2017
Jealousy, a person who gets really jealous and can teleport
That person was patosky of me
Patosky by _dylan February 20, 2020

Petoskey High School 

A school in Northern Michigan where a kid masterbated in class and came in his hand while looking at his female teacher. He got away with it.
“Why would I go to Petoskey High School I heard a kid jerked off in class there.”