I was petering Kevin last night.
by puffyflouse February 19, 2011
The act of creeping on adolescent females in an extremely intoxicated state, with the hope of success, however always doomed to failure.
i was petering in dandelion the other night, tried to mooch rachel gardiner 16 times. Just as well i got rejected im a terrible man for the whiskey dick if experience tells.
by the night stalker 3000 October 23, 2012
To have a conversation with sombody and then throw up half way through and then continue with the conversation.
by inverted_guy January 20, 2006
This kid is fuckin' hilarious. He laughs at the most random shit, but yet, when important things need to be said he's the first person to talk. Has unlimited amounts of energy even when functioning on less than 3 hours of sleep. Will fall asleep during a movie just to wake up 45 minutes later to say the most obscure comment physically possible, in turn making everyone crack up. Is the most loyal friend anyone could ever ask for, without Peter the friend group is seriously lacking and you know something is missing when he's gone. Will ask to go to Walmart at 3am just to add to his already excessive collection of candy canes. Peter appreciates the little things in life and it's adorable. He'll never grow up and always tells people, "just have fun." Never does his math hw but yet will have over 100% in any math class he ever takes. You'll never forget him, and he'll never forget about anything because he has a photographic memory. Peter is as Peter does, and he's a great kid.
While watching Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind late at night with friends Peter will most likely...
Awake from a deep sleep and say, "Noooooo save the children! Just kidding fuck the children."
Then will be completely out of it for the rest of the night on his air mattress snuggling his stuffed pusheen cat.
Peter, " Guess who will be our next President?"
Me, "....Who?"
Peter, "Richard Boxman!"
Peter then continues to mutter box puns for the next hour and a half .
Awake from a deep sleep and say, "Noooooo save the children! Just kidding fuck the children."
Then will be completely out of it for the rest of the night on his air mattress snuggling his stuffed pusheen cat.
Peter, " Guess who will be our next President?"
Me, "....Who?"
Peter, "Richard Boxman!"
Peter then continues to mutter box puns for the next hour and a half .
by Peter's Dick Pencil December 11, 2016
Petered is a stage of next level pissery in which a person is so drunk that the pupils dilate to extremes, the user cannot speak and only has use of his most basic functions.
by Sharkymcjawsface April 19, 2017
Peter is a handsome man and very caring,he's good for children to look up to and would make a great husband//daddy. He has a lot of family issues but doesn't show it,I love Peter.
by PrincessHollyDunn January 25, 2015
A guy who has suffered great pain. Peter is a target for people to hurt. Peter is a guy who tries his best to survive hard situations. Peter only lives once so appreciate him whilst he's alive...
by BabafromGhana October 12, 2017