Pete

A womanizing arsehole who thinks the sun shines out of his (less than impressive) knob.

Pete's Girlfriend: Who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Other Girlfriend: Pete, who's your baby daddy?

Pete's Girlfriend: ...Pete

Pete: *Thumps chest* I AM MAN, I MAKE BABY, I LEAVE BABY, I AM MAAAN

Example 2.

Girl 1: Why do you look so angry, unhappy and sexually unsatisfied?

Girl 2: I'm going out with pete :(

by BlisterPlasterWoooah January 17, 2011

Pete

a sweet, intelligent, and incredibly awesome Australian boy. His dorkiness is what makes him so adorable and his looks are that of a god, making him the hottess and most gorgeous person on the planet. Sometimes he drinks his water from a little pink cup because he is a badass like that. I guarantee that there is someone right now sitting in Scottsdale, AZ who is madly in love with him.

Damn, that kid is so hot, and to top it off he has an Australian accent. He must be a Pete!

by kidfromAZ November 21, 2010

pete

rapist

that kid pete that sits next to me in math is a rapist.

by iamlyingaboutmyname November 24, 2010

Pete

To fart at the bar. It can be silent or loud, but almost always deadly.

Past Tense:

Person 1: That chick just bumped me and made me spill my drink.

Person 2: Don't worry, I peted on her earlier. She bumped me too and it just slipped out.

by i wear glasses cause im "weak" April 5, 2009

Pete

An over the top gay boy.

He's such a pete

by danielle howelter October 1, 2016

pete

a mixed drink consisting of: two parts orange juice; one part Disaronno Originale amaretto; and one part Crown Royal whisky

so, honey, what do you say we hit the bar and put away a pete or two?

by afghanistan38 November 6, 2009

Peted

Peted (verb) – To get unintentionally screwed over in commonly positive situations, often times more than once. When a genuine action results in negative consequences.

A figure of speech derived from an individual (Pete) who continually receives the short end of the stick in public & private situations.

After waiting in line at Best Buy since 5 am for the new Nintendo Wii, I was totally Peted when the Geek Squad cut in front of me and took the last one.

Friend #1: “Hey man, how did the date go?” Friend #2 reply “great until I got Peted when our server at Bennigan’s happened to be her ex-boyfriend”

by prosindogg October 24, 2008