the petes

disease inflicted upon females that come into contact with the petes, leaving them with a persistent, vigorous, insatiable concupiscence for the petes that can only be cured by the petes.

i've got the petes, and the only prescription is more petes!

by bobtheta May 2, 2008

Pete

1) when a new kid goes to a new school and starts making all the boys and girls fall in love with him

omfg that guy is pete-ing everyone, yeah i know! he's already pete-ed eho and vlo. what a pete!

by kDAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWGGGGG August 26, 2010

pete

pete- he of little words

whys he not talking? oh hes doing a pete

by spOOnbasher June 16, 2018

pete

to throw up all over yourself in front of everyone after having only one sip of beer.

after john peted himself at the party, he ran home crying.

by jillybeans April 1, 2007

pete

its a friendly name that you can call anyone. if you see someone just say hey pete and nod and it is cool.

G''day pete

by p.lane388141 September 6, 2019

Pete

Pete is a funny person, usually and Grandpop, that is always making smart remarks like he is cool. Pete, also known as Peter, is very racist, and loves to say the word bitches when pulling up to the Mall. He loves to cook and make fun of Asians.

Pete was talking about the smell of the Negroes today.

by Geoleo123 May 31, 2011

pete

(v.)
1. the need to pee and eat.
2. an urge to eat and also use the toilet.

Man... I really need to pete
or past tense: I'm so glad I finally pate

by Alison and Justine July 12, 2008