Top Definition
When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"
by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009
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