pissella / isela 

an amazing cousin .

she has helped me a lot and i can’t thank her enough, get yourself a pissella , you won’t regret it

reg: have you heard about the pissella / isela product?

bonbon(me): omg yes !! i have one has my cousin!

pissella / isela by bonbon<3 June 28, 2021

@pissella 

my idol

she has helped me a lot and i can’t thank her enough

reg: have you seen @pissella dance??

bonbon: yes!! i’m so glad to say that @pissella is in my family!

@pissella by bonbon<3 June 28, 2021

pegseller 

A thieving gypsy woman who turns up at ones front door offering pegs for sale along with rabbits foot and other rubbish. One is obliged to purchase said pegs as the thieving gypo wood tink will put a curse on you and your family causing your house to fall down and your penis to fall off.

"Hello i,m selling pegs for the gypo encampment down the road, you know the one that has brought down house prices in the area"

"Emmm, no thanks you smelly pegseller woman"

"you will regret that sir, your house will fall down within a week and your knob will fall off....the curse has been set"

"Piss off wood tink"

"I,ll be back later with the boys to rob your house and re-lay your driveway!"

pegseller by spikester July 31, 2012

Pestell Package 

A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.

The moment she heard about his Pestell Package, she was all over him.

Pestell Package by MC Warlow May 7, 2008

Pessoll 

A man of seemingly no common sense. He will spill the beans on your most intimate secrets the first oppurtunity he gets and proceed to moan uncontrollably should you confront him on this.

Person A: Dave Just told the whole class about that night with the horse!

Person B: I tried to warn you! He's such a Pessoll

Pessoll by UnknownQuantity January 16, 2009

Pesselbate 

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.

"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."

Pesselbate by Jim Dole November 29, 2004

Pessel 

Pessel is a girls name for someone who is bright, with an awesome fun personality. She is usually the first to get into mischief without realizing what shes doing will cause chaos, but its expected due to her name being pessy. The actual meaning of the name means pearl and its origin is from the yiddish language.

Hey how did this happen? Pessel was here today?

Pessel by Nam1 June 5, 2020