Perversify 

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.

Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*

Perversify by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010

Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.

"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."

Lifetime Perversion Pass by JScotts February 14, 2009

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

savik's law of perversity in fashion by james savik November 16, 2018

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion 

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot

Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009

perversion excursion 

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

perversion excursion by j caviston April 15, 2008

Perversion Diversion 

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

Perversion Diversion by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

pervertified 

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

pervertified by jpatt February 23, 2005