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Soccer (the real football)
I play AYSO. It's Persianfootball, the real football!
by Perzn November 26, 2009
1. Clinical term for repressed homosexuality often brought on by sexual trauma from incest.

2. A name for an entirely un-witty, obnoxious kitten.

3. A word used to describe unwatchable, unskilled soccer.
1. That young boys inability to sustain an erection with a girl or farm animal is a clear sign of Persianfootball.

2. "Oh no here comes Persianfootball to ruin another thread."

by Sinbad Farouk May 06, 2008