Perpate 

1. someone who is silly and flippant without logic
2. noun- perpate. adjective- perpatious. verb- perpating

Person 1: Why is that person running around in a platypus costume squaking like a seagull?
2: That person is a perpate.

Perpate by danesamelijordanicknamessuck August 13, 2010

Perpared

Retard alert, retard alert class

Is one prepared or perpared? Ask yourself as you say perpared slowly.
Now you know

I wasn’t perpared for that test

Perpared by PerparedTaco May 8, 2018

Peripatextic 

adj. Able to walk and text message at the same time, avoiding obstacles without ever having to look away from one's fingers.

While seemingly engrossed with the thumbing out of texts, the truly peripatextic individual moves effortlessly along the busy city sidewalk.

Peripatextic by Hexis October 16, 2009

permatemp 

A temporary employee who has beeen exploited for a long duration of time in the workplace, doing the same task as full-time employees, but not receiving company benefits.

Being a permatemp is awesome because I get to grab my ankles all day.

permatemp by The Tank January 14, 2004

permatern 

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.

"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."

permatern by batria June 15, 2009

PermaTeen 

An adult who behaves like they never left high school.

A permateen is someone who still dresses like a teenager, gossips constantly, texts OMG to someone at least 20 times a day, and makes fun of other women for their appearance.

In men, it is a guy who relives his glory days of high school constantly, sleeps until noon every day, parties all night, spends too much time in the bathroom, and doesn't understand the concept of responsibility.

PermaTeen by Madmama April 13, 2010

Peripatetic 

1) The act of, relating to, or given to walking about;
2) Moving or traveling from place to place to freekin place;
3) Snooking around touching every damned thing around;
4) Cant sit still or settle down; and
5) Constantly, without rest, surveying, reconing, and otherwise annoying the hell out of everyone by any of the above actions.

1) Your two year old is is a damned peripatetic, he just cant sit still and is always ge'in into shit. Itinerant.

2) Billy Ho is the best peripatetic I know -- He is all up in the bitches: hitt'in them here -- Tapp'in that ass there....

Peripatetic by Biatch551 January 1, 2006