Permified 

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

Permified by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. 

To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted. Is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Decisions are easily made when one remembers nothing is true, everything is permitted.

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted. by kaosmoker September 29, 2018

paramified 

When a person zones out so much because a really boring person is talking

Everytime john talks i am paramified cuz he’s so boring

paramified by Paramified May 1, 2023

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

permitized 

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

purifiedplastic 

Pretty much the god of everything, Hes just so good at video games that nobody can ever defeat him. Even if the game tells you that you're the top player.. You're not because purifiedplastic is god of the game

OMG DUDE ITS PURIFIEDPLASTIC HES GONNA FUCKING KILL US!!!

purifiedplastic by better qwintuples December 4, 2020

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008