Permasquint

the state of your eyes being in a constant slight closed-strained formation.

Elders of asian culture often used to experiment with many herbs,marijuana being one, their eyes are now in a permasquint condtion creating the popular eye formation of the average asian today.

Permasquint by KayaWords January 26, 2009

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permasquirt

Diarrhea that is so foul that it leaves a permanent stain on the toilet that even paint thinner cannot remove.

Denny's last night gave me the case of the permasquirts so bad that i had to buy a brown toilet seat to match the stains.

permasquirt by Bancky November 4, 2006

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Permasquint • permasquirt • permacquaintance

permacquaintance

(ADJ) Short for permanent acquaintance. Someone that you chill with, but you won't really know each other.

For example, the person you meet at a party, think they're pretty cool, but find out they're crazy later. You don't want them to go psycho on you, so you keep them as a permacquaintance.

Guy1: So, are you and her hitting it off?
Guy2: We did, but she's crazy. I'll keep her as a permacquaintance.

permacquaintance by The242 October 28, 2007

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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