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Permaquiff 

Referring to guys who have styled their hair in to a quiff so many times and with such conviction that they no longer need hair gel to achieve the desired result.

Men with a Permaquiff have the added problem that once attained it becomes very difficult to get rid of, and said man will most likely be taking said hairstyle to the grave.
Bob: D'you know that guy over there...
Bill: The one with the Permaquiff?
Bob: Yeah, him. What a tool.
Permaquiff by Gerard McKenzie September 8, 2010
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permastiffy

an erection that doesn't seem to go away, or when someone's package is so big that it constantly looks like they have a boner.
man 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK, DUDE?
man 2: oh, it's just a permastiffy.
permastiffy by Nikayyyyy April 20, 2007
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