1) To be
ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the
St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.
2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can
comprehend.
3) The act of adopting puppies.
"Dude, did you see the game
last night? David Perron completely Perrowned the
opposition!"
"I saw! I heard he went out
after the game and celebrated by perrowning."