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Perrowned 

1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis Blues phenom David Perron.

2) To be deked out of your pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.

3) The act of adopting puppies.
"Dude, did you see the game last night? David Perron completely Perrowned the opposition!"
"I saw! I heard he went out after the game and celebrated by perrowning."
Perrowned by UVBlues September 23, 2009
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PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.
Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.
PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007
Jeez, I got pjowned by that l33t h@x0r
pjowned by Irving Scott September 24, 2005

certified preowned 

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.
Girl your are a certified preowned!
certified preowned by CPO2017 January 27, 2017
You got prowned!
Prowned by RON THE PROWNER July 25, 2009
A term origionally coined by t3hpython of the TOTSE "Paedophile baiting is hilarious!" thread. It is used to describe a situation in which a pedophile is tricked into thinking the Baiter is a young girl, and Baiter has put a twist in the conversation.
pedo: omg lets have sex, because you are 13 and i love little girls
Baiter: This is her father. I'm going to hunt you down and chop off your balls now.
pedo: i'm so sorry i didnt know ill never do it again!
Baiter: pedowned
pedowned by Kerry (heart) July 5, 2006