1) To be ultimately outwitted, outsmarted, and outplayed by the St. Louis
Blues phenom David Perron.
2) To be deked out of your
pants faster than the human eye can comprehend.
3) The
act of adopting puppies.
"
Dude, did you see the
game last night? David Perron completely Perrowned the opposition!"
"I saw! I heard he went out after the
game and celebrated by perrowning."