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A unit measuring confusion equal to exactly three and one quarter "what the fucks", a periwaat saves practically no time over the typical "what the fuck" abbreviation (see wat for further information regarding what the fuck notation). Periwaat may be used exactly as you might use the term what the fuck.
Periwaat?!?!?!?

Yes man, i literally clocked in at 30 Periwaats when they checked me during my math class, I am officially, legally, retarded.
by v4rtg24tgrw October 20, 2010