Funniest thing ever. Tell your guy friends all about it, it makes them squirm and gives you power over them.
Carla: GUESS WHAT DJ
Carla: Yesterday.... I sneezed... and my period flooded 8D
DJ: D: ewwwwww
"Because periods suck!
And commas rule!
This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"
-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh
1. A monthly cycle a female goes through, where the lining from the uterus is shed through the vagina
. Overall, periods are what enable a woman to produce children; before receiving her firt period, she is unable to. Usually, the period lasts anywhere from 2 to 7 days, and it starts when a girl is usually aged 10 to 14. Women get their monthy period untill around 50 or 60. Although some women can get moody, and receive upper leg cramps
and tender breasts
throughout their period, not every woman experiences this.
2. Punctuation used to indicate the end of a sentence. The period looks like so; . and can be replaced by an exclamation mark or question mark, which express different emotions in a sentence. A period shows a regular sentence, whereas an exlcamation mark shows surprize or excitement, and a question mark is placed after a question.
3. A certain length of time. "Period" overall is used to describe time; such as "a period of pain." "Span", such as a "span of 4 hours" is a synonym for period.
1. "My monthly period is finally over!"
2. "A period is used at the end of a sentence, such as this one."
1) "The period where a young person's body changes rapidly and greatly is called puberty."
2) "1:00am to 6:00am was a period of pain for me last night, as I woke up and could not get back to sleep."
3) "Sharks migrate to the north oceans in a period of about 10 days."
the hell that a woman has to go through once a month, when she bleeds like a stuck pig through her vagina. It's really gross and prevents some people from having sex during their week. Not only that, but she gets fat (bloated), has tummy aches (cramps), and is tired all at the same time. It also makes her moody. So everytime a woman gets mad at a man, his response is always, "Oh, so you're on your period AGAIN?!?!" It's awful. We go through all that just so we can have kids. Ugh.
"baby, lets have sex."-man
"not tonight. I'm om my period."-woman
That thing your girlfriend gets so you can't play video games while she's at your house
God dammit. My girlfriend got her period and now I can't play on X-Box Live
A monthly cycle every girl goes through, which can sometimes cause, cramps, bloating, fatigue.
Stacy: is your stomach hurting?
Kayla: Yes and i feel bloated and tired.
Stacy: Well that explains the blood on your pants...
Kayla: oh shit my period is here!
that miracle time of the month ~ for the gal pal woman hood 'round the world. or that red curse that makes your fucking life a pain. and that ruby gunk that colides with your emotional roller coaster. either way its apart of a chick's life.
Not tonite i got my period you ass.