Perhaps...

The true more devious form of saying maybe while having some class. It still makes you a douche bag if you don't confirm your answer. Ellipses add extra confusion just to mess around.

Fred: "Hey, wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
Bill: "Perhaps..."
Fred: "Is that a yes or no though?"
...

by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 12, 2021

Perhaps

The answer to any question that you don't know the answer to.
In many cases, it leaves the person in a state confused bewilderment when you answer with it.

Person: Wanna go get some food?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Do you love me?
You: Perhaps.

Exam question: What's 10 x 3?
You: Perhaps.

Police: Did you kill this man?
You: Perhaps.

by The gayest bowser May 2, 2016

perhap

Singular form of Perhaps.

Perhap we get sauced tonight.

by Perhapstopher May 7, 2020

perhaps

adv.
1. Possibly but not certainly; uncertain
2. Maybe; possibly
3. Risky
4. No guarentees
5. Results could be positive or negative

"Jonathan said to his young armor-bearer, "Come, let's go over to the outpost of those uncircumcised fellows. Perhaps the Lord will act in our behalf. Nothing can hinder the Lord from saving, whether by many or by few."
~ 1 Samuel 14:6 (NIV)

by Amberosia October 13, 2005

Perhaps

Something you say when the probability is unsure, maybe for the speaker or the listener or even for both.

A mystery to the listener, the truth known only by the speaker.

Perhaps you will know the truth eventually.

Perhaps I will take a walk today if it doesn't rain.

Perhaps I will love him one day.

Person 1: Do you have feelings for me?

Person 2: Perhaps

by I<3Gingers October 19, 2010

PERHAPS

An image of the cow from some nickelodeon show with the subtitle "perhaps" in bold letters.

"y'all ever just PERHAPS"

by endro, the smelly loser May 1, 2019

perhaps

When a person doesn't want to admit you/someone else is right.

"You like it......"

"perhaps."

by xitsbeccayeahx December 23, 2008