Pepepains

My life is potato

Nina: Hey Seb, I think our dog is fatally ill. We have to take her to the vet, her body is extremly cold.
Sebastian: What‘s cooler than being cool? Ice Cold!
Nina + Dog: Pepepains

Pepepains by SameThreeStones January 21, 2022

persuading the debtor 

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down by her ankles, inserts his penis into her vagina, and then shakes her up and down, as if emptying the money from her pockets.

"Hey, did you go out with Anne last night?" "Yeah, you'll never guess what happened." "Persuading the debtor?" "Oh, yeah!"

persuading the debtor by Judd F. November 6, 2006

persuadinated 

to persuade someone

youve been persuadinated

persuadinated by ldubinatorator May 23, 2019

Peepadink 

A penis

“Stop playing with your peepadink”

Peepadink by Mcgerkin January 2, 2022

Preparing for Rain 

Spiritual/motivational phrase derived from a story of 2 farmers. Both farmers prayed for rain but yet only one farmer prepared his crops and field to recieve the rain. Ask yourself, "Which farmer believed?"

Prepare yourself for what you wish & pray for as actions speak louder than words.

EXXX

Professional athlete: I was preparing for rain when I spent all those hard spent hours @ the gym when no one believed in me.

Preparing for Rain by 12Die4 December 27, 2008

preading

The act of pre-reading.

"I spent my afternoon preading for the Economics lecture."

preading by BioSta July 27, 2016

Preparing For Winter 

When you're banging a girl, you slide one of your balls into her ass. The name is derrived from the similarties to the act and the practice of squirrels storing nuts for the winter!

I was F**cking her really good and then I tried preparing for winter and she screamed in extacy!!!

Preparing For Winter by Mike Kaplan February 9, 2004