Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

by NoPop December 19, 2009

Perect

1. Having a perfect erection.

2. Being perfectly erected.

" I went over to his house and he was perect"

by ADAM & Allison October 16, 2008

perect

Peeing with an erection

'I woke up with morning wood today, so I had to lay down on the toilet horizontally and perect."

by chick whos nevr gotten a boner December 16, 2013

Perect

When someone is ugly and fat, someone who looks like a fatass whale (max) (higgy’s gf)

higgy: My gf is perect

lily: ong she’s ugly

by Ereh<3 November 6, 2021