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Jake Peralta 

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool noice toit cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
“Who keeps saying cool and noice and toit and no doubt

“Oh it’s only Jake Peralta
Jake Peralta by Tessa’s bae July 30, 2019

Jake Peralta 

A fictional character from the tv series Brooklyn 99. Peralta is married to Amy Santiago and is the worlds greatest detective/genius. His best friend is Charles Boyle.
Vulture: Whom has a big white ass?
Charles Boyle: JAKE PERALTA!

peraltaism 

A mangled phrase, misspelled word or misused grammar often resulting in unintentional hilarity. Originated from he writings of Mikey Peralta.
When asked by a waitress what he would order, he replied "Start with me last", a definitive Peraltaism.
peraltaism by Christopher Wise December 26, 2007

Pralinutta 

prowl-eh-nut-uh / pray-lyn-uttuh

n. Belgian quality which is smoothie in nature and made of nuts; comes from Planet Food.

n. when yo cheap ass dont wanna spend 6 dolla on nutella, pralinutta.

v. to pralinutt

recommended uses: to spread on croissants, to spread on your body, shine bathtubs, sinks, and toilets.
Shut up or pralinutt up

hay there boi you eva seen a pralinnuta'
don't get your pralinutta all over me man!
Pralinutta by nutella_hazelnutty October 12, 2011

Jake Peralta 

Guy#1: “who is the best man EVER?”
Guy#2: “Jake Peralta” is.”
#nodoubt

TK penality 

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.
Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.
TK penality by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019