Sayori: "Monika, do you know the abbreviation for Kilometers Per Second?"
Monika: "Why do you ask?"

Sayori: "Because I really wanna...KMS"
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When one is stuck in an inanimate appliance looking to get railed
Help step ladder......I'm stuck in a per-curious place. .........I don't know how I got stuck in the dryer.
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Used in Ye Olde English as the 27th letter of the alphabet.

Nowadays also written as: & and spoken of as: Ampersand
FRTNOT KID: "W X Y Z And per se and, now i know my..."
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That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.
Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"
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Sucks per minute (abbreviated as SPM) is how much succ a girl can give in a minute. One succ = one complete bob of the head.
"Yo how is your new girlfriend?"
"Dude she's great! She has an average rate of 87 sucks per minute (SPM)."
"No way! My girlfriend can't even get past 60 SPM."
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What the owner has to pay extra when he takes his dog and cat to a fine restaurant.
Bob loved taking Coco and her friend Scheibe to Winston's Fine Dining, because of BOTH the great antivegan food, AND the fact the per-petuity was set at just 10%, or $10 minimum per animal. He could afford that.
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