The most notorious criminal ever to roam the earth, Wanted in 20 countries for stealing Pepsi's. Some say they have seen him leaving the Crime scene on a scooter with a hot bitch on his massive shlong.
Mike: My Pepsi's missing
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
Jeff: must've been the Pepsi bandit
Mike: Oh shit there he goes on his scooter!
Jeff: Hes so black!
by Shlong NF1 October 20, 2020