Penush

Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence

2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.

3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.

1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.

2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.

3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.

Penush by R.H.L. February 2, 2004

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coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

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Penush • penish • Penussy • penisholder • Penuse • penusus • penash • penishandler • penishaver • Penished

Ur genus eat penus

The most destructive phrase in the English Lexicon. Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur grandpap a trap all pale in comparison.

Me: ur mom gay
You: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur granny tranny
You: ur grandpap a trap
Me: YOUR GENUS EAT PENUS
You: Instantly fucking implodes into a black hole and creates a second big bang

Ur genus eat penus by boshua bole March 13, 2018

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penus vacuum

One who initiates the act of fellatio; a fucking cocksucker (the kind that engages in oral sex, not an asshole, a buttknocker, a bungsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, etc.).

This term is usually used to describe faggots, but it can also be used to describe a very despicable person.

1: John wants to be a penus vacuum -- what a fucking F46607!!!

2: Osama bin Laden was such a penus vacuum; I'm so glad that the Navy Seals hosed him down!!!

penus vacuum by Telephony July 28, 2012