penrod 

A huge penis. Something that girls strive to find in their lives and when found they latch onto and don't let go.

Some slut: I wanna suck you off
Me: *whips it out
Some Chick: HOLY SHIT A PENROD! MARRY ME!
Me: Just suck it.

penrod by flipynif January 5, 2006

Penrod 

Shoving a pen or writing utensil down your dick hole.

Guy 1- Ready to get fucked?

Guy 2- Instead of sex, how about we just Penrod eachother?

Guy 1- Um... OK?

Penrod by RandomBiGuy June 12, 2018

Mrs Penrod

She will have you believe that she is all powerful and all knowing. Arriving late and talking in class is punishable by death. God help you if you try to argue a test answer

“I ran into a Mrs Penrod when I was talking to my friend while I arrived late to a party and tried arguing with her over a answer on a survey she gave out. I arrived at the hospital a half hour later.”

Mrs Penrod by Carioca January 23, 2018

Picky Penrod 

An auspiciously picky person who lives an overly selective life.

“Man, that girl sure was a picky Penrod on our date at Chez Henri last night.”

Picky Penrod by DowntownElite March 31, 2021

flying penrod 

To hit a jumping dank AWP jumpshot on CS:GO

I just hit a dank ass flying Penrod on a kid

flying penrod by Whatthehecker December 4, 2017

penroll 

young, fake tanned, orange, teenage chavvy girls wearing tracksuits, thinking they are bad because they know some one a year above them at school.

Paige Perry-Daniels is a penroll.

penroll by Lewis Badlington January 1, 2009

Pencodent 

High official, Leader, and commander. other examples would be Pencodency, and Pencodential.

George Bush is the Pencodent of the USA.

Pencodent by Teyada October 16, 2006