The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"
by Johnny Asswipe IV March 9, 2021
Noun
A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.
A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.
by Hankywienieman May 8, 2018
A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.
I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.
by Squeeboy October 17, 2010