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The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

Five Pens Challenge 

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

Dimensionally Challenged Penis 

A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.
I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.

Penie pinch challenge 

Noun

A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.
Chads peepee leaked therefore he failed the penie pinch challenge.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026