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The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

Five Pens Challenge 

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

Dimensionally Challenged Penis 

A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.
I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.

Penie pinch challenge 

Noun

A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.
Chads peepee leaked therefore he failed the penie pinch challenge.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004