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The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.
Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

Five Pens Challenge 

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.
"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

Dimensionally Challenged Penis 

A penis that is either one of the following sizes/shapes: (1) very long and skinny.A.K.A the noodle dick (2) Very short and fat. A.K.A the soup can dick.
I couldn't decide if he has a good penis. It was sufficient in one dimension but lacking in another. I guess he has a dimensionally challenged penis.

Penie pinch challenge 

Noun

A popular challenge in which one pinches one foreskin followed by urinating causing the foreskin to inflate like a balloon. One then rushes to the bathroom to dispose of the urine in the urinal without it leaking.
Chads peepee leaked therefore he failed the penie pinch challenge.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026