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penis pop 

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks
dude today in lunch i got a penis pop
penis pop by spying cow October 18, 2006

Penis pop 

When a penis hasn't ejaculated in a while or is dried out and when it eventually ejaculates the penis tip sort of pops and the tip hurts for a few minutes after ejaculation.
I woke up this morning after a hangover and jacked the ol' peiner but when I came I had myself one 'o them Penis pops.
Penis pop by stinkywhitedick July 6, 2015

penis pop 

Some Guy: "My penis had a stroke! Call my friends! Call CNN! Call 911! Let the whole world know that my penis had a stroke!"

Some other guy: "I popped my penis hemeroid! Give me raise!"

pop a penis

Easy there Nick, no need to pop a penis.
pop a penis by Bro Me March 7, 2011

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast
pop up penis by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

pop out penis 

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.
I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.
pop out penis by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020