Penis Muffin

n. When one's penis is so small, that it looks like a muffin.

Leo Yu got kicked in the balls, so his dick never grew; it's a penis muffin.

by Ivana Dick February 4, 2008

penis muffin

a particular shpecies of muffin that resides at "Lick-Wilmerding HS". Said to be the shexiesht little creature with the biggesht penis ever.

Kyel Chu, Freshman

by kyel chu January 22, 2003