by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 26, 2017
When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.
by 2skip3 January 21, 2021
That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes
by Denzel Curry July 24, 2022
by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023
A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.
Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.
Man 1: Nice dude.
by PenisWhistler February 3, 2023
This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.
Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!
Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker
by Dr. Punaranktash May 24, 2011
Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 6, 2022