pengus 

noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.

dude, Haydn just took a photo of his pengus and sent it to everyone.

pengus by nosebleedsneeze August 7, 2007

pengus 

When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote (small dicked person) usually an ass and on the swimming and diving team, because they are somehow proud of their PADDED dick.

Travis has such a small penis it can't even be a pengus!

pengus by GMHS April 25, 2010

pengus 

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman

pengus by Alan Webb August 31, 2003

Pengus 

When there's fungus inside your rock hard cock

Man:Man I can't wait to have sex with this girl

Girl: *unzips pants* wait, is that pengus that nasty *procceds to give him the succ*

Pengus by Lil bitty wipe May 17, 2018

pengus 

a gay homosexual

pengus by Anonymous September 4, 2003

Pengus 

A being that is known in nose culture and worshipped for it's great teachings. It is depicted as a giant floating nose and is only called upon by it's loyal followers

In the great prophet's telling of 'The Penible' Pengus appears before a weak nosed man and grants him his wish of a stronger nose.

Pengus by Unstoppable Rex June 28, 2019

Pengus 

Likes guns. Hella dumb. Drinks whiskey and makes bad decisions

Pengus just threw his phone in the creek

Pengus by Ndbdbdvw October 8, 2021